Not so frequently asked ?'s
Questions you are afraid to ask but want to....
Q: Is junk natural?
A: No. It is brought to earth courtesy of an alien race bent on domination of the blue planet.
Q: Do you haul body parts.
A: No. Remains older than 48 hours need to be excavated by a hazmat team.
Q: Will you haul away my inlaws?
A: Only if they are related to us.
Q: Is the Chupacabra a real creature?
A: Yes, and the Chupacabrians would appreciate a little respect and sensitivity for their kind.
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